Saturday, 18 June 2011

London Expo - May 2011

I'm glad to report that London Expo May 2011 was a roaring success! Initially a group of us decided we would drop by and take a look on Saturday, but due to shitty weather and general laziness we decided to take a rain check. Eventually, on Sunday, we did manage to pry ourselves away from Halo Reach long enough to check out sixteen year olds in tight, revealing costumes.

The sun came out and once we were six beers deep we actually managed to have a great time. We even managed to rope some of the hotties above into skipping. Bouncing, heaving breasts, beer, sun - all in all it was a memorable day.

Besides that we boarded the stage in the middle of some violinists playing their version of the opening to Ghost in the Shell SAC before jumping into the crowd.

Yeah, it pretty much ended like this...

Guess who's back

Okay guys, I think it's time to blow this bitch wide open.

For awhile I have been neglecting this blog. Hell, I'm not going to lie, I have been neglecting my all my blogs in ways so extreme social workers would lose their jobs for not removing them from my care. But I want to make ammends. I want to say... I'm sorry.

I got caught up in work and, you know, having a life - and that's all over now! No, I joke. I still have a life and I still have a job, but I will do my utmost to ensure there are some regular (interesting) updates. The times, they are a-changin'.

And, let's face it, this blog was a little uppity before - so I think it's time for an overhaul, a change. Sure, I want to keep all you wonderful people in the loop about the political punch-ups, which mad dictator has the audacity to crack wise about Obama's mother on Twitter, and whose balls are the biggest in general - but it just isn't enough!

So, without further ado, let's get this party started...

Saturday, 15 January 2011

Return Post

Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. I'll be following up shortly with the next books that are a must read, but I have something that I really need to show you all. Those of you who have had conflicts with TFL - Transport for London aka Total Fucking Liberty - will find this horribly hilarious.

A few months back I made a mistake and topped up the wrong oyster card. I was a student at the time, but topped up someone else's student oyster. Kinda stupid, but it happens. They now want practically half of my monthly earnings as punishment for this. Scans will follow!